Firefighters in Germany (known as Feuerwehrmann, of course) came to a shattering conclusion last week- some men will stick their member in just about anything.
Fire crews in the town of Worms responded to a medical call of a man who did just that, spending a whopping three hours to remove the man’s penis from the center of a 2.5kg dumbbell.
Acting with the utmost of professionalism, the firefighters utilized a grinder, vibrating saw and the Jaws of Life to break the weight from the man’s shaft, which presumably was not very comfortable during the whole ordeal.
According to the agency’s Facebook page (yes, some of us at FFN speak German), the incident went down at the Worms hospital and resulted in the fire department essentially warning everyone to not imitate the world’s first -and last- penis powerlifter.
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